shows comin up but i dont give a shit

shows comin up but i dont give a shit
our stuffs not as good as it could be
i go home and listen to babyshambles
and listen to doherty sing with authority
our acoustic crap is shit
we're folked out and done for
i'm tired of this midwest blast
time for some true british uproar
where's the energy and freedom
these people stare trying to read us
seems like they like to waste time
trying to find junk to feed us
these people freak when nothings necessary
they dont understand how shit works
apparently there's surgery that removes an overy
this towns full of jerks
everyones gotta one up you
and full of 9/11 suspicion
they'll stare you don't without care
habits need a revision
you'll meet people who don't mind
every once in awhile
but there's always a dude behind every bar
that'd prefer a girls behind
people aren't interested in dudes
at least when it comes to networking
want a bands info and shit?
better off finding a chick to do the working
she'll just smile and be a chick
and the dude will be all over her
and that chick avoiding the dude's dick
will have all the info she was after
but as a guy its fucking shit
because you've gotta fucking bank on chicks
you can't get anything right
gotta make your girl talk to the hicks
but strangely enough the girls like me
apparently she says im hot
she got on her knees and got real near
and breathed heavy near my crotch
these people are sex starved
and they'll do anything you ask
if you make it seem like you might be fuckable
they'll consider you a worthy task