the kid took his toll

the kid took his toll
and we lost some bloody sleep
came down here and yelled a bit
what a bloody creep
tries to whine and confide in me
while interfering with her
it seems so strange and completely weird
like some peculiar bird
he's a complainer and thinks just like a woman
and i say that in the stereotypical way
he seems to be out of place
and occasionally claims to be gay
tries to call himself a filmer
but never records footage
it seems to be rather fishy
and when he's drunk he's rather foolish
trying to throw pastries from a window
whilst driving by the cops
he's absolutely off his rocker
and loves to eat pork chops
calls himself a rust belter
but he's more native american
afraid of losing his white title
he'd have to rethink things again
tries to say he admires my style
yet comes in and bothers us all
seems to be completely wild
and addicted to the drink whine and bawl
tries to get us to hit the bar
on my 23rd birthday
and he'd throw a fit in the car
every time he didnt get his way
he'd smoke a stack and talk too much
trying to force his will on you
like a sociopath he was
what a massive crazy fool
mention something and he'd try to say
something on that very topic
and misery meets all who try
to avoid his audio biopic
he'll talk his way out
and lose all his friends
be a lonely fucker
sad in the end